taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
what if cows moaned when you milked them
im so lonely
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.
They grew eyebrows too
Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??
no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us
I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop
What was in that chocolate and where can I get some
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not