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Ashley, 17.
Fucking Georgia, worst place ever.
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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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my-chemical-fandoms:

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via trust)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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iwontstandalone:

sherlock-has-the-tardis:

criminals-minds:

thor-oughly-amused:

hiddlesworth69:

bearlywriting:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

myleisuretime:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.

They grew eyebrows too

Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??

no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us

I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop

Dear god

What was in that chocolate and where can I get some

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sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy, via but-icanpretendd)

i swear i get uglier everyday

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me when i eat fruits:i'm so fucking healthy
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