I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg
THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH
i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
what do you call a tiger with glasses on?
a scientist tiger
Baby ducks on a waterslide. You pretty much have to press play.
YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE
CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS
WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER
MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS
He keeps her cool.
She blows him away.