why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
You go, boy.
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"